So… okay I miss you. But I’d rather not be with you.
Of course I miss you. But really, that’s all there is to it.
We were such intimate lovers… How come we’re now the best of strangers?
This is one of those times when I wish the statement “Only kids are spoiled” applies to me. That way, I can really get whatever I want.
Just. Right. Now.
You are just a really beautiful boy and it’s really intimidating because I know you are way more attractive than me, so I will just smile awkwardly and hope my boobs look great.
the sociologist: Valentine's Day Pick-up Lines from your Favorite Philosophers ↘
Anselm: You’re the greatest conceivable being, baby. I’m glad you exist.
Aquinas: Hey remember when I said, “As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine…
Baggage?
Kairita. :| The universe could do with a lot less people like you. And this is me being kind.
The secret’s in the *not* telling
1. Yes, you’re intelligent. Yes, you’re *kinda* beautiful. But no, you’re not emotionally stable and whenever you’re in the room with your bad vibes on, you’re like a vacuum sucking out the good vibes from other people.
2. You’re a dick. A dick no one wants to suck.
3. You’re ______ but hard to get along with.
4. You think you’re pretty. I used to think so too… Until I saw the way you type. J3j3 much?
5. Yeah, I really do miss you.
6. Get over yourself. The world does not revolve around you and… will you please stop acting like the universe is conspiring against you?
7. ANO, QUIT NA?! QUIT NA. Dami mo pang echos nalalaman dyan eh.
Doctors Perform First-Ever Full Facial Transplant ↘
(via theaggregate)
Amazing!
Face transplant, anyone?
Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality
“If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.”
MY TUMBLR TURNED 2 YEARS OLD ALREADY!
WOTTUPPPP?!?!?! :D





































